Card - Once Upon A Time Guy

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Once upon a time....

A guy was thinking about asking a girl to marry him and then he had a much better idea...

He decided not to!

And the man left the toilet seat up, watched sport and porn 24/7 with complete control of the remote, never asked for directions, wore the same underpants for 3 days, drank milk straight out of the bottle, went to the pub whenever he wanted for as long as he liked, never suffered nagging or D&Ms after sex, PMT meant 'permanent mate time', he drove his car really fast with the windows down, never visited another shopping mall, drank beer, belched and let rip whenever he felt like it, and lived happily ever after...

(Blank inside.)

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Hello little one. (Blank inside.) Card has a glitter overlay that moves when shaken....

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Card - Lighting of Candles

We are prepared for the lighting of your candles. (Blank inside.)

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